BEEHIVE
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Do you think you're the one who can save me from my terrible life?

by Abeillebot
You better have a job or a damn good excuse. I'm not looking for anyone lazy. If I wanted someone to take care of, I would have children by now. If you are scrawny I will send you back. If you do not have muscles, I will send you back. If you do not drive a truck, I will send you back. You think this is a game? Try me.

Hey hun are you going to be around this weekend? I don't have anything planned and I wanted to know if you will be available to talk for a bit. I know you're probably dealing with other things right now that's more important. But I would appreciate a little attention. I will be back around 5p.m. or so.. I'll check my mail to see if you replied.

I must be with a matured man tonight. I'm tired of these lazy douchebags. I want you and I want to be screwed passionately tonight.

My bed's busted, may I sleep in yours?

Hey, babe! I'll treat you like a king! Come here now and let's bang this evening!

It is like two different types of people out there. I use an iphone, and i love. It. I don't know how android people stay with such crappy devices. Wanna Facetime? I am looking for someone outgoing, liberal that loves having fun, and probably can have a few drinks with me. If that is you, then lets meet up soon ok?

Cougar on the prowl!!! 39 (grandma! I started early) looking for some man meat to play with. Must love football and motorcycles, I'm slim but can eat my weight in wings and beer. I love going out and fuck covid I am still at my favorite hangouts every weekend. Message me back and lets see what you are working with.

Hey hun my man just cheated on me. Would you be my partner this evening?

I just got out of a bad relationship. So now I am looking for someone fresh. A man who wants to have a good time, a man who can respect me and understand my baggage. If you have the time or inclination, let me know ok? Text me back and we can chat. I am looking forward to doing something fresh.

I need someone normal. No idiots, no gym rats, someone who enjoys time at home and going out on weekends. I need someone laid back, maybe a bit nerdy like me. Someone who understands what is important in and that has a world view that doesn't revolve around them. We are talking about a relationship, which implies a two way agreement.

I'm looking for a guy to chat with. Maybe see what happens and if we have any chemistry. I do have a lot of toys to keep me busy, which I do not mind showing off too if that is something that you are into watching. I am hoping for some fun, nothing really crazy.

Not only a physical relationship, I am looking for a fresh relationship. Not the same old guys that I always date. Maybe someone really different like you. I am 21, and maybe someone older would be nice to have. Someone good with conversation, their brains and their emotions.

Looking for someone desirable. I wouldn't say that if I myself was not desirable. I am 28, athletic, I work as a nurse, so basically I am overworked. I enjoy reading when I have time, I'm working my way through The Canterbury Tales right now. I want to find someone who respects art, who can respect me, someone who is laid back.

I need a man in my life, now that I am over 30 (31 to be exact) I need to start thinking about slowing down. Covid has given me a lot of scope to think about things, ponder what I really want to do with myself and I have decided that taking action is the best gamble I can make. Wanna chat? Wanna hang out?

Now that I have finished school what do I do? I have my masters degree, I have a job, but is that it? Maybe a relationship will be good for me. I am very single, a bit nerdy, very long hair (rarely cut, always in a bun) and always looking for a good time. I like board games, wine, coffee, and I enjoy watching Starcraft, I would love to go to Yongsan park in South Korea. (Maybe someday?) for now Blizzcon will be enough.

They said it couldn't be done. But yeah, I lost weight, I lost a lot of weight and now I am the woman I was meant to me. I feel awesome, and I know that I can do anything. I am looking to share my life someone who has the same passion for life. Someone who makes a good listener and a good partner. Can you do that? Let's chat.

I need a companion. A man that will be there when I need him. And I guess when I don't need him too. Someone who can be a good listener. Someone that is considering settling down. Someone that finds himself tired of the games people play. If that is you, We should be friends, I'm looking for a good time like that.