SUBMIT!
Our submission guidelines are fairly simple:
We'd prefer it if you didn't.
But if you must, we do ask you understand we operate under the most stringent of high tastes, and, please, refrain from sending us any of the following:
- poems you wrote when drunk
- poems about your ex
- poetry in general
- music reviews
- term papers
- bodily fluids
- sketches of various dinosaurs or unrequited loves
- outlines of various paganist rites
- any item found in the street
- paintings done with the finger or any other part of the anatomy
- crafts
- photographs of your pets, yourself, or any other person or thing
- oil paintings
- science fiction
No riff-raff!
All submissions and inquiries toward submission will be received at beehivemag@gmail.com.